The T-W-I-T-S

Swooping low above Mr and Mrs, ravens dropped glue on to their head.
As Mr and Mrs twits got their shotguns ready,”Mr Twit wondered to him self what was that?” ”Yeah,what was that” said Mrs Twit.”It was those ravens’’

“Let’s go now and get some birds for the bird pie”said Mr Twit. So the birds put all the furniture on the ceiling. As Mr Twit went to get some birds they came back and went in their house and Mrs Twit said “We are up side down and we are standing on the ceiling.

“I know, we will put our heads on the ground and put our feet in the air”said Mr Twit. “Now we are the right way up.” ”How come we can’t get our heads off the floor.”suggested Mrs Twit.”We are up side down” “Its all your fault” said Mr Twit, “No it was your fault” replied Mrs Twit. Twit, ravens dropped glue on to their head.
As Mr and Mrs twits got their shotguns ready,”Mr Twit wondered to him self what was that?” ”Yeah,what was that” said Mrs Twit.”It was those ravens’’

“Let’s go now and get some birds for the bird pie”said Mr Twit. So the birds put all the furniture on the ceiling. As Mr Twit went to get some birds they came back and went in their house and Mrs Twit said “We are up side down and we are standing on the ceiling.

“I know, we will put our heads on the ground and put our feet in the air”said Mr Twit. “Now we are the right way up.” ”How come we can’t get our heads off the floor.”suggested Mrs Twit.”We are up side down” “Its all your fault” said Mr Twit, “No it was your fault” replied Mrs Twit.